I woke up this morning and flooded my damned car in the middle of 2 feet of snow. Great. Forgot my cell. Great. Late for work. Great.
Then I turn on the radio only to find out that the region is in an effort to conserve salt usage on roads to prevent ground water contamination.
Salt? Ground water contamination? Are you friggin' serious?
Just what is toxic about salt? I eat it everyday. If we're using a synthetic-gonna-give-us-all-cancer salt, how 'bout we use a different brand? Unless I'm missing something salt - any salt - makes snow melt. Snow melt good. Snow melt makes driving easier. Drive easier in this crappy weather makes Blogger happy.
Now some genius is probably going to comment on some damned negative consequence of salt being in salt water... So before you do let me preemptively reply: "SALT!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?"